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The Badly Ended Quiz

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Uno: Zzz...

Spyroid: *Looking Bored* ... *Pokes Uno*

...

*SMASH!*

Zodiac: I command you all to take this quiz!

Unega: *opens mouth*

Zodiac: no swearing!

Unega: -.-

Uno: Zzz...

Spyroid: get up Uno...

Uno: Zzz...

Spyroid: UNO!!!!!

Uno: *shoots up* yes ma'am! O_O

Spyroid: better ^^

Uno: O_O'

Unega: -_- ...... wuss!

Zodiac: OK you each take this quiz here then give me your result

Uno: why are we doing this again?

Zodiac: because you don't want to get your head smashed bye a 10 ton tail full of iron!

Uno: O_O'

Zodiac: OK here's your quiz
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What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[ ] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[ ] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[ ] Jeans= prep
[ ] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[ ] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown= with a sexy smile
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[ ] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[ ] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[ ] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 - a dildo
[ ] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[ ] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The Trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a porn star
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[ ] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a Jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an Easter egg
[ ] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[ ] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[ ] Black - because Im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the Lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because Im good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[ ] Green - because I hate my life
[ ] Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because I had to
[ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c
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*some time later*

Uno: Emo Ninja With a Big Heart Slept With My Crush Because I'm Sexy As Hell... O.o

Unega: Hot Gangster That Every One Wants To Make Out With Who Banged Ur Grandma Because I Smoke Crack -_-

Uno: wait... THAT ISNT EVEN RIGHT! YOU JUST FILLED IN THE BOXS WITH WHATS TRUE BUT SAID WHAT YOU WANTED! DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW RULES?!

Unega: hey!... whats a rule?

Uno: *Falls over*

Unega: besides I told the truth for once you should be f***in happy!

Uno: told the?... sense when do you smoke crack?!

Unega: sense forever... wait I mean I don't *hides something under his bed*

Uno: O.O

Unega: *Death stare*

Zodiac: mmhmm... OK now the girl

Spyroid: freaky emo with a nice ass smoked with Paris Hilton because Im sexy as hell

Spyroid: WTH??? XD

??: Fit's ya, ya mother f***ing b***h sucking f***er!

Spyroid: Why me? TT_TT

AntiSpyroid: Outta the f***ing way b***h of a b****d!

Spyroid: I hate you TT_TT

*another quiz later*

Zodiac: and her result is... sexy sex addict with sexy eyes slept with a porn star because Im good in bed

Spyroid: YOU CHETER! YOU CHANGED YOUR CLOTHES AFTER YOU READ THE OPTIONS!!!.......AND WHY'D YOU DO IT IN MY ROOM......WITH ME STILL IN IT?!.....AND WHY MY CLOTHES?!?! THEY'RE TOO TIGHT FOR YOU!!!!!! IT SHOWS YOUR-

AntiSpyroid: That's the f***ing point you mother f***ing b***h sucker of a b*****d......

Spyroid: ........ :ohmygod: Why won't you die? TT_TT

Antispyroid: *************.

Uno: wow... O.o

Unega: stfu!

Uno: where did THAT come from?

Unega: I'm bored... and I'm mad when I'm bored!

Uno: but your ALWAYS mad! >.<

Unega: shut up!

Spyroid: *mutters to self* Why won't she die...Why wont't she DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE *cries*

Uno: *hugs her* I think that to... only about some1 else...

Unega: HAHA! YOU HUGED A GIRL!

Uno: -.-

AntiSpyroid: motherf***ing bitch sucker of a bastard.....-_-

Spyroid: AND GET OUT OF MY CLOTHES!!!!!..............NOT HERE! O_O'

Uno: MY EYYYYYYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X_X

Spyroid: She didn't even do it yet.....

Uno: I know! X_X

Spyroid: Oh, I understand completely. *nods* I hate her face too -_-

AntiSpyroid: *Punches Spyroid, kicks her, then grabs her horns and hits her in the stomach with her knee and throws her against the wall then gives her the finger*

Spyroid: I....stand corrected...X_X

Uno: yeah her face to X_X but still!

Unega: wow she knows how to kick the crap out of some1... il pay you 10000 gems to do the same thing to Uno! :D

Uno: say what? X_X'

* Millasecond later*

Uno: *Dead* X_X

AntiSpyroid: I'll f***ing take that damn f***ing 10,000,000,000 gems now....In motherf***ing cash -_-

Unega: b**** -.-

Uno: go with..... the money......

Unega: why?

Uno: X_X

Unega: dose any1 here back sense anymore?

Uno: well AntiSpyroids face dosent but nither do you X_X

Unega: *kicks him out the window* fine money it is errr... wait here *runs down the street robs a bank comes back and gives her 10,000,000,000 dollors* OK HERE YA B****! M I DONE NOW?!

AntiSpyroid: f**k no ya baster bitch f***er. Look f***ing down motherf***er.....

Unega: -_- *looks down* O.O WHAT THE FU-

AntiSpyroid: *Punchs him in the jaw sending him flying. Runs up and hits him 6839246892364983 times and finally hits him......Under the belt.....*

Unega: * eye twitch* * Sinks to the floor holding his..... well....*

AntiSpyroid: Thanks motherf***ing bitch of a bastard. Now f**k off bitch.

Unega: B**** X_X

DSR: HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOLY S*** UNEGA YOU GOT POWNED!!!

Unega: shut... up... X_X

AntiSpyroid: I f***ing said to f**k off bitch!

Uno: happy place Uno... X_X happy place...

AntiSpyroid: Go to hell bastared of a motherf***er.....I'll be wait'n for ya! *Laughs evilly*

Uno: X__________X

LSR: have you ever considered fighting back?

Uno: have you ever considered shuting up at times? X_X

LSR: -.- *teleports somewere else*

Uno: wait! X_X take me to!

LSR: *comes back and takes him to*

...

Voice: and Spyroid!

LSR: *comes back again and takes AntiSpyroid insted*

AntiSpyroid: Hello f***er!

Uno: O.O thats not Spyroid!

LSR: opps...

*outside*

Noises: HEY NONONONO DON-*SMASH! PUNCH! KICK! SLAM! OW! NOOOOOOO! KICK!!!... owwww...*

*Back at Zodiacs House*

Spyroid: I have no idea why they keep mistaking us....She had black hair X_X

LSR: *telports back with a half dead Uno* errrr...

Unega: ow... X_X

DSR: HAHAHAHAH!!!

LSR: ok lets try this again... *teleports Spyroid and Uno to Unos house* wait...

DSR: you didnt even go yourself!

LSR: whoops...

Unega: X_X

*Unos house*

Spyroid: *lands on a bed thats in the frount yard for some reason*

...

Uno: *lands in trash can* why me? TT_TT

Spyroid: why is there a bed in the frount yard?

Uno: errr... Unega stole my house for a party last night...

Spyroid: *Face paw*

Uno: yeeeah... can you get me out of the trash can first?

Spyroid: No...

Uno: perfact!

Spyroid: *Face paw*

Uno: ok lets see... Hey I know il-

Trash Can: *BOOM!!!*

Spyroid: O.O

Uno: X_X ...-light the beer can...

Spyroid: Baka -_-'

Uno: OK! welcome to my hou-*looks at his house*-hou-hou-hou-house?! *Eye twitch*

House: *100% trashed*

Uno: *jaw drop* *jaw hits the ground and breaks it*

Spyroid: I thought so -_-'

Uno: My... house... *Twitch* If I wasnt the nice 1 I wound kill Unega right now... *Twitch*

Spyroid: He wasn't the one...

Uno: Zuh? O.O

Antispyro: Ehhhh... O_O

Uno: ok... for HIM il make an exseption... *Evil look*

Spyroid: Not him either...

Uno: o...k... who?

Brawl: *asleep on couch with Cynfor* Zzz...

Uno: aww heck no O_O'

Spyroid: not them either...

Uno: ok tell me for the sake of sakeness! TT_TT

Spyroid: *Turns on TV*

*TV*

Uno: *trashing house*

*Back*

Uno: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA? O.O

Spyroid: it was YOU that trashed the house Uno...

Uno: d'oh! >.< ...*Mutters to Self* Curse my Party side... *Shifty  eyes*

~The End...........................Posably To Be Cont~
O...K O_O

This is a Random story me and :iconspyroid101: Started after we did a Quiz Tag thing and I thought aww what the crap im bored anyway lets put this up for fun :lol: lol

anyway this dosent end well :XD:

Uno(me), Unega(me Kinda), LSR, and DSR belong to this Random idiot :iconunownbx:

Zodiac, Brawl Belong to my evil Day Dreams of Randomness lol

Spyroid, AntiSpyroid and AntiSpyro Belong to :iconspyroid101:
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Im a "sexy athlete with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who cuddled with The Trojan man because that's how I roll"

lol